Tornados

Is it the same as a torpedo?


The world will never know.


Mostly because I alone own this information. Seriously.

Back in the late 70s the US government was like YO SCOTT STAPP EVEN THOUGH YOU AINT MO' 'AN A CHIL' YEH, DO THIS FUCKIN' SHEEET AND FINE OUT DA DIFFRANCE 'TWEEN A TORNADO AN' UH TORPEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DO IT, FO YO GOV'MENT!

So I did what the scary AFRICAN-AMERICAN-negro told me. I asked for funding and he said that the "gov'ment" was being cheap at the moment.

I thought this rather niggardly of my black companion (blapanion) and told him such.

This did not go well.

More to come after my jaw gets unwired!