Murder...

OH SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED. my dick got drunk and really screwed the pooch. He blacked out and accidentally killed a hooker... at least i hope it was an accident... oh dear god, the coat hanger! Oh shit, my Hog is looking at 25 to life/death penalty. i'm a qualified paralegal with 3 phd's but this shit is crazy! what happens if my dick goes to jail for life? he's a good lookin' meatbone, he won't last one minute penned up with those monstercocks!

the insanity!

-Scott A. Stapp, ashamed of his johnson