I'm a bit worried...

So apparently consumerism is the new big thing to criticize about 'merica, and I just don't like it.

I, for one, think we should be buy buy buying more all the time.

Like yesterday when I bought a can of reddi-whip and filled a tupperware container with it and then porked it with my hog.

Almost can't believe it myself...

But this site hasn't been shut down yet. I guess the government is getting lax on how much they let radicals like me say on the internet. Back when I was a kid it used to be that we curb-stomped every commie-sounding motherfucker in the barrio but I guess times have changed...

AND FOR THE WORSE.

I'm going to have to run for office and save this cuntry!

SCOTT ALAN STAPP FOR PRESIDENT IN 2013!!!

GET SOCIAL:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=35602417910

GET YO' FIX:
https://www.google.com/search?q=scott+stapp+for+president&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=771&sei=_3HFTtCiDK2msQK417m7Cw

"This is my business and my house of the gods!" screamed Apollo, quite angrily.

There you have it^. The first sentence from my all new line of erotic graphic novels geared towards women and man-sluts.

If my own boner is any gauge (it only went off, oh, like 7 jillion times when I was writing the thing, nbd...), then I am about to become fucking twice as famous as I once was.

-Scott Alan Stapp