Bucket List, pt.2

Woah guys, you asked for it, so here's part two of my bucketlist!

-Kill a bullet*

-Disarm a hijacker with my hog*

-Meet Steve Carrell*

-Kill Leonardo DiCaprio

-Kill Steve Carrell

-Eat a pig, alive.

-Own a dog farm

-Own a human farm

-Grow a Vodka plant

-Genocide the Irish

-call a black labradoodle a "nigger"*

-Eat a child

-Prank Barack Obama

-Make a paper airplane

-Hide a dead stripper*

-Kill Jesus*

-Bang Marie Antoinette*

-Become a paraplegic

-Overcome my para-paralysis

-Become Santa Claus

-Neglect my duties as Santa Claus

-Raise a child

-Screw up a child irrevocably*

-Beat a white woman*

-Fight a Land-whale*

-Grow a beard made of potatoes

Part three to come later!