Fuck you. Everyone. Go fuck yourself, you dumb fucking shithead.
-Scott "I hate myself and want to die" Stapp.
Fuck you.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
New Instrument
Following the cock-guitar-slide debacle, I have since invented a new instrument, composing 37-original pieces and 1 cover (the Beetles' "Gimme Some of dat Crack!" for an all new album by Scott Stapp's and his Sissy Seven-piece, my new all girl, plus me band.
In other news, Scott Stapp's Sissy Seven-piece is now audition. Requirments:
-No dudes
-No penii bigger than my hog
-At least one of the seven needs a sweet sucking crystal-faced grill
-=taoisn
-S.A.S.
In other news, Scott Stapp's Sissy Seven-piece is now audition. Requirments:
-No dudes
-No penii bigger than my hog
-At least one of the seven needs a sweet sucking crystal-faced grill
-=taoisn
-S.A.S.
Slide guitar with my cock
It's stuck. The slide, I mean. I put it on when mah junk was tiny, but then my junk got big and the end got purple, then it hurt and my left side went numb. Now I type with one hand and muh ball tingle.
-Scott Stapp
-Scott Stapp
Sunday, July 8, 2012
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