Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Go on and fuck yourself.

Fuck you.  Everyone.  Go fuck yourself, you dumb fucking shithead.

-Scott "I hate myself and want to die" Stapp.

Fuck you.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

New Instrument

Following the cock-guitar-slide debacle, I have since invented a new instrument, composing 37-original pieces and 1 cover (the Beetles' "Gimme Some of dat Crack!" for an all new album by Scott Stapp's and his Sissy Seven-piece, my new all girl, plus me band.

In other news, Scott Stapp's Sissy Seven-piece is now audition.  Requirments:

-No dudes
-No penii bigger than my hog
-At least one of the seven needs a sweet sucking crystal-faced grill
-=taoisn

-S.A.S.

Slide guitar with my cock

It's stuck.  The slide, I mean.  I put it on when mah junk was tiny, but then my junk got big and the end got purple, then it hurt and my left side went numb.  Now I type with one hand and muh ball tingle.

-Scott Stapp

Sunday, July 8, 2012

ASK ME

if

    I

       Give
         
               One
               
                       Singal

                                Solid

                                          Piece of stank-mud.

Scot Stape.