My perfect day would consist of the following:
-Getting an on-camera bj from some groupies while Kid Rock enjoys the same*
-Have all other dudes on the planet die, so that way everyone finally realizes that I'm totally the best looking dude ever and all other dudes are inferior.
-Punch a cat to the moon*
-Star in a porno with six versions of myself wankin' it on a loaf of cornbread*
-Write to that Mumia Abu-Jamal and say: "Woah, dude, Scott Stapp here, being super-sweet, as always, just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't have killed those cops because all cops LOVE Creed, my super-cool band, and have you heard our new album? It's coming out in two months? Well, see ya!"
NOTE: * indicates things whose ass I have already totally kicked.
-Scott A. Stapp, out!
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