Black People

Just found this out, our president is a black guy!

I didn't know this, because I just vote for myself as a write-in every year. Everyone who is not Scott Alan Stapp is only allowed to vote every four years; but me, Scott Alan Stapp, I'm allowed to vote yearly, just so that you dudes get the benefit of my sweet political analysis.

This just in:
The democratic and republican fields are week. Scott Stapp is the clear choice!


Woah, good news for me!

-Scott A. Stapp, out!