So, many of you guys have been wondering how I go about my day to day actives, being kickass and such. Well, it is your lucky day, because this is the first in my series of how-to-be-like-Scott-Alan-Stapp-blogs.
Today, I'm covering the proper way to watch internet porn.
For those of you who don't know, the internet is more than just a place to read my blog. It is, in fact, filled with pornography. I know, this sounds crazzzy, but trust me, it is awesome. If you are into hot girls with big titties, the internet has got it. If you are into hot girls with even bigger titties, the internet has got it. If you are into grandmothers with medium to small size titties, well, I'm not into that, so I don't care.
Step one:
open up an internet browser. I like internet explorer, version 2.
Step two:
open up two more internet browsers and make each of them take up part of the screen.
Step three:
go to three different porn sites, or have a mix of 2 same porn sites and one different
step four:
take out your hog.
Step five:
pull up different porno videos; make sure one is the video of me and kid rock getting our D's S'd by some groupies!
Step six:
fuck it, i'm tired, figure out the rest.
-Scott
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