Re: All dat butt...

In regards to all that butt:

Look. Here's the thing.

Butt is as Butt does, but Butt will never, ever be a science.


I can sit here and auto-erotically asphyxiate myself until the fucking stars go blue in their nuts, but the fact of the matter remains thus:

Butt no science.



The sad truth is is that butt will be butt. You can't change butt, nor can you love butt, because butt is as butt does. Butt isn't quite a state of mind, but butt is a butt of the conversation.

I've heard some talk 'round these parts of The Moon lately.

I want you to know that this is fictional.

All them pretty words, all that stuff you been hearing about a so-called Moon is gib'rish.

The only thing real is the butt.

It is a harsh mistress, but it is at least a true one.

Thanks and god-damn-bless,

Scott, The Ass-man, Stapp.